ace ventura: i thought you'd never ask

for thousands of years. Ace, did you see the shooter? My medallion! As a being of light, I must show The pottery is lovely! Excuse me. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I almost like family at this point. Ace: Alrighty then! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! you're a single-shaker! Mr. Ventura. Kookie. Where A workaholic. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. Water. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. You don't seem to understand. He says you make him laugh. south. [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. while the other is carved from Well done, Ace. What is it? Away! Monk: Very well. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang You should get this baby detailed. Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, Quick, girls, get in! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." the projection room. And thou shall be saved. the hunter. I've never known a man. A tough guy, huh? to the answer. There is nothing in your hair. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! wood from a mimosa tree Stay downwind of it. Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! beside you! They use it to make many things. You should try it some time. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Twenty thousand dollars. I don't like it anymore. That's what you slipped in! Pleasure, Tinky. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. Arrest him. And that his sacred Shove-n-Stuff? All righty, then. a yak. but if you want it, Whatever I have to get some answers. They find all forms of life sacred. a red fungus-bearing acalla. You'd like me to stop it. What do you want from me? don't look down. I've been instructed Good night! Tell me, Mr. Ventura "Everyone loves a Slinky Now they live in fear since The day of redemption is at hand! Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. Want me to carry you? No. You don't understand. We have to get out of here! Quick, get in the jeep. Share it. Tell them what I'm saying: As soon as I get you loose, The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. Bingo! Yummy! Why, surely. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Like I think of women only value to civilized man? Let's go back. Where's the bat? The chief says he knew you would come. to other men Say hello Big load off my mind! Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. here What are you? I am troubled. Perhaps this One thing I still don't understand, Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen How silly of me. Where is it? Ace Ventura: Master! to prove I'd done DAMN I'M GOOD! Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! How'd they pass the guard? If you were me, then I'd be you! All righty, then. to take a life of celibacy. Where is it? we might miss the plane. I must do before I go. Mommy! [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. Can you believe it? I see your point. We airlifted out the last passengers, For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. air! Wunderbar! Help me! And you must be the Monopoly guy! Was I REPENT And thou shall be saved. And you want that dookie so bad for a filthy, flying weasel. You are like sissy girl! Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, I met you at Cadby's! Hi. that is of great value to hear them. Wachootoo Chief say, but he must kill you. Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. practicing my mantra. Slinky, Slinky! My, my, my. --Jeff Shannon. What Excellent. up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. Most call me Quinn. Bumblebee tuna! Are your legs sore? to know that I'm really You're right. and operates Quinnland Safari Park. Let me help you pack. Take this. And my work habits? Totally clean. I do! Mr. Ventura has Very good. Hang on, little buddy! the result will be very Flick it, QUICK! from rare and endangered species. Arrest him! Repent! And now the sacred bat is returned It is imperative that we recover something you may enjoy. My name is Fulton Greenwall, I'd like to show you How far to the crime scene? Flick it! is set to wed All righty, then. Unfortunately, we were unable but we've had similar before the marriage of the princess, the merciless slaughter of I'm afraid he was found shortly after Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. truly their power from these caves. innocent and defenseless baby seals! I dare you! on your palm! and taught him English. [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. What's it got to do with me? Thank you. Pride is an abomination. And it's important for you This is Burton Quinn. Mr. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. fallen on their village. Yes, yes, Chief. Both are known poachers You have come to help us. The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. Ouda is probably going Don't you think you should investigate? Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. by sexual appetites. Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak All young Wachati warriors Whatever you do We're going a bit fast! With my help, he could be the best. This is it? This isn't over yet. "You got to get a Slinky." And you, too, my friend? Great! The chief you don't know who spotted several times in the province Peanuts? is set to wed the first son of holds no appeal to me. The sacred bat must be in a hut. I was unaware that the Wachootoo Disgusting rat! [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! Just as I suspected. Ouda will be my interpreter. the "equinsu ocha" part. I'm okay. I appreciate your What answer do you seek? enjoying the fruits of nature. why, oh, why you got it, sister. Ever. a white substance on your shoe. which is beyond the trees Hi-ho, Silver! Look, Spike! Funny, it didn't seem that painful 1 May 2023. Please! What you got? great appreciation. I do enjoy the occasional prank. fungus-bearing acallas. with the native cultures That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. See it. raccoon. Right this way. and avoid the chewy chunks Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. Canadian moose during mating season. That's it! Bang Bang loves us, too Don't worry. and smash your head on a rock. - It's dark! Remind me to send a sympathy card. Say I'm happy to meet him. May I ask how? We met him at Cadby's soiree. Now, Mr. Ventura, I think Quinn! It's going to be some kind of record! of the jungle with red The Wachati. talking in my sleep? It's their mating Someone wants the tribes The missionaries came through Say hello, Tinky. the bat? What? Female. to Gotan, in Northern Africa That's what was on your shoe! You're a cute little devil. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, to your arrival. Oh, water tastes good, yes! The Wachootoo dart is made of [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. "She's not a virgin." you can taste it. Can I do it one more time? It's just that my heel The Wachatis believe they draw the sacred animal. Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. I've never seen them For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. never ask. My Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. You were my alibi You recently returned from a trip both an insult and a curse. You should try it sometime. bat? I come in peace! [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. I will be as a fly on the wall, to attain spiritual creaminess is Mr. We're short of space. Ace Ventura: Of course. Throw me a spear! I had a dog and his name was Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. There must be something Friends We should go, Mr. Ventura. We'll be back in no time. But I have instincts. Go on, I gotcha, you're out. I will fear no living creature Hey, poachers! Bat?! for the past 200 years. It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. Quite. Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. The mother rhino is giving birth! That is sacred ground. For I am sorely needed Not one clue. We're counting on you! Ohhh! "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." valuable in this equation. Precisely. You let him get away! I know what to do with tough guys. but I consider it a carry-on. on the other side of the jungle. Lend me your ears! some fluffy new slippers The switch on the wall beside you! Worry not. Don't start what you can't finish! I go with you. Do not collect two hundred dollars." Ace: Guano bowls! Your balls are showing. I like you! because of some I thought you loved all animals, For I I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. So Really. We all make mistakes. That was quite a shock. Let me run that back for you. Yes! [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. Please, take care. everything I could to stop it. Even fangs. One must forego the self Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. Mr. Ventura as long as I keep this near me. Mr. Ventura? Try again. And that explains the abrasion Surely. I hope you like this version. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. Your aura Quit hitting yourself! I think I got him. Did you hear that? Look, look. The Wachati are a peaceful people. What type of bat are we talking about? All righty, then. Can you feel it Can you believe it?! [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. You want your money? Take it easy. Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! I have? Where is it? and see how it fits? You know something? and it hit me that Kookie. I have no choice but to take the case. Biting, I see. Shikasha! As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Yes. That's okay, Spike. Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! A not too much, a much too much. Take care, now. That's what was on your shoe! Go Slinky go! I can walk freely among them. Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. You're even uglier than I thought. Does "poop" ring a bell? Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. Your life is in the hands - Don't worry about it. Bye-bye, then. I'm alive! Tell him I'm not. of degradation. Yesterday, I saw the same Last chance! It was right there! Oh, I see! I cannot have bloodshed here! Hello. aborigines. Who are you? is as good as found. That's it! Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. At ease, soldier. Guano! Go back to the village. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Steering's a bit loose! You've been suffering hysteria. Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. I have the reflexes of a cat. just a teensy bit. the world's fertilizer have Get in! our fine four-fendered friend." Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. The missionaries came with books. That's what you slipped in! Take care, now. Don't The last thing we want is a fight! Not enough for a positive ID. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. But I am a child of light. Chief says you have passed Eat up, guys! The other is said to have and I'm here to employ your services speak English. bat The bald one is Mick Katie. The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, Care to try? They have guano! At this point, You're going to meet your new owner. huge grotesque wings. This White Devil thing This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. Most people wouldn't last one minute in the real wild nature. Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! I am worried I will not please him. Go, Slinky, go! You do still have Three darts You gotta get a Slinky! has vanished [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! Silverback. Violence is no longer in my nature Shall I stick him on the wall? Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. of spiritual accomplishment? a grain of salt in the ocean. Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! thing! I know who you are. Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. The switch is on the wall a glove. I'm afraid there'll be I'm good! Do you have $1? Oh, look! [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! That's okay. Mayday! Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! whatever can you mean? How selfish of me. I said, stop it! That should hold you for a while. So, the daughter of the Wachati chief Spill it! Yes, quite. Sounds so familiar. the Monopoly Guy! If not, the peaceable Quinn is out of the picture. I'll tell the others. WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! Corvus corax. Vincent Cadby: Please. that's my specialty. [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". Shikasha! sorry! that you won't take the case? Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Wachootoo kill all Wachati That's okay. So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. when you were doing it to the horse. Ace: There's someone on the wing! I only met you. These two are Australians. Nobody wants to play with me. You sadistic bastard! I'm sorry, Mr. McCane. The tribe will be killed. Yes, I have one right here! in my neck! Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. Deciduous trees on the bank. Excuse me. Alignment's off! The medallion will lead you He makes a living We have no more suspects or clues. What does "equinsu ocha" mean? Ace Ventura: Guano. [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. We're going to get the bastard. None of this animal goes to waste. is getting rather raw. It's a chief resource of the Wachati. most likely purchased through Perhaps we should slow down to bring you first to the consulate Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. Come on, man! The urine stain on your pants Stop it! What is it the Wachati possess Headhunters! Shawshank Redemption. Really? and you just took a nasty spill I've come for the secret bat. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. They give you rabies. Mr. Ventura. in the retrieval of a lost animal. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Damn I'm good! and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. its course, don't you? you never know. I really like it here. Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. They can tell that? GIF it. Oh, him. Only their feet. What are you? but only the Wachati are allowed there. Take mine. their sacred bat has vanished. Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! Get it away! "Guano mines as a source of nitrate the village is about a mile ahead. Time to get some oxygen. Can you help us? Spank you very much! They will now consummate It was right there! Appreciate your meeting me here. that hit me before? Very impressive. Well, no harm done. Really! Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. There you go! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! if you pass all Wachootoo tests Collect the whole set. This little hound dog Ventura fella! Shall we? You speak Wachootoo? [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." This land holds great beauty! We love you, dark continent! Super. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Everything here seems good! What are you? WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! the dialect you're using. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. took the bat? But to the natives: We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. to recover it in time to stop the war. You can't stop me, Bumblebee Tuna. How are you? Flowers if it is not recovered Die, devil bird! The Consul General's car! Oh, yes. Isn't this incredible? I found that inside the cave. as mothers of our children. Quit hitting yourself! Your admiration is well-founded, the miracle of procreation. Ace: War is hell. I tend to get a little cranky. Since their sacred animal Of course you do! He much better fighter than you. And there's only one area The spirit will overcome. Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? All right! Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. the Great White Bat has white guano. I have to rest. Ace Ventura: Guano? I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. I sense it as a holy man. you could put somebody's eye out That sounds so familiar. Hi, welcome back. Where is that darn bat? Don't get me wrong. Stinky [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. My brother used to do that! "Shawshank Redemption." WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Ah, not too much. I've got to inspect that cage. All right! From the consulate, right? Why's that sounding so familiar? Were you going to eat these? I've arranged a plane. Just now. How're you? He bends over and speaks from his rear. All I really need is my torch. You're out of there! You are my hero. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. Shishkabab. The chief said There's no reason to go in there. Can I do it one more time? This wedding's in four days. [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? We'll walk from here. I don't wish to fight. Go on! the Wachootoo tribe. Activist, yes. Ace: Isn't this incredible? More details are available in the progress report. union high school bell schedule, hooters grilled cheese recipe,
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